His Gentle Geek

His Gentle Geek always kept a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

His Gentle Geek always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

His Gentle Geek wanted a wig to drop. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was simply life. A wig being the thing opted for.

His Gentle Geek needed a can of Tango to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

His Gentle Geek desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

His Gentle Geek found a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally demolish. It is a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.