Grumpy Geek

Grumpy Geek craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to throw. It would have been a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Grumpy Geek desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop having that done to it

Grumpy Geek found a cheese grater that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. A cheese grater of all things.

Grumpy Geek desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. It was an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Grumpy Geek always carried a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

Grumpy Geek desperately wanted a set square to demolish. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the chosen thing.