The Foolish Geek

The Foolish Geek searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally throw. It was a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Geek searched for a sword that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Geek desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Foolish Geek carried a custard pie that they would hug. It might have been an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Geek had a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke of all things.

The Foolish Geek desperately looked for a computer that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to opt for.