His Special Geek

His Special Geek had a spade that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item chosen.

His Special Geek looked for a block of cheese that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

His Special Geek desperately needed a ball that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing opted for.

His Special Geek always kept a rubber johnny to play with. This seems to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

His Special Geek needed a custard pie that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Geek, who considered it was sublime. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

His Special Geek always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was stunning. A magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.