My Very Boring Day by Batman (remember to read in dark me-voice!)

in #gaming5 years ago

My Very Boring Day

Robin had been looking for a cure to a deadly poison but he got into a scrap, which, without my help fighting, he would have lost. So after being sucked into that crap, we ended up stuck in some underground hideout place just running around aimlessly.

I found a door

(doooooooooooooor - @mobbs knows)
that was easy to just kick open. A lot of nob heads in there, so i switched bodies with Robin, and robinned them all to death.
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A lot of effort

used just to cross a small room...which led to nothing but a corridor with some fat angry guy and his stick a-waiting.

So i had to loiter

on top of a gargoil for awhile.
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Then I leapt

across the room behind fatty,
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Then i cracked him

round the neck from behind as robin leaped in from the front... of course we both pummelled him to death.
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Ended up creeping about

through some air ducts, was ready to pounce but ended up waiting for ages for Robin to turn up, such a liability!
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I had to do my leapy thing,

up through a metal lid,
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to land on some muscle-guy's head and bosh him to death, all by myself.

Where the fuck was Robin! ....

Oh yeah, I forgot to call him! hahah oops!

New problem!

I have no idea how to call Robin.
All this technology, brand new suit upgrades, and I cant even call my mate!

Unfortunately,

as I was trying to work this major problem out, i was bombarded with a group of baddies, STILL! no Robin...and they....they WOUNDED me!!
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I had to run away.

Can you imagine the embarrassing tale back home; he almost got beaten to death because he didn't know how to make a call. Shamed times indeed.
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So, now, I find myself high

upon the rafters, wounded, mentally and physically, unable to climb to a higher vantage point of escape, staring aimlessly at the floor...
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Oh look, Here comes Robin -_-

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By the way,

as I was telling you all this, I had beaten up a girl in a corridor.... but that isn't the best part!

I forced Robin to carry her body

all the way back to where we started.
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If you could hear me, I am currently laughing so deep with my batman-voice that you wouldn't be able to hear me.

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Anyway, this is getting boring.

Just as my whole day has been...i suppose it's to be expected given that a boring thing that happened, is being told in such a boring way, by such a bored person.

I have been back and forth through doors,

rummaging for clues for i-dont-know what,

Bored to the point of doing rolley-poleys in front of a giant, broken floor fan.

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(great pic -_-)

Just found out though!..

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Robin, is not even the same Robin!

He's some new version... that's why he looks more of a twat. Meh, I've fucked him off for now anyway. He's been shagging some disabled girl and it's gotten her kidnapped, everyone's livid.

Just gonna do some shopping.

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BFN,

B.Man

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What did I just read... but you should make this more formal some how, use screen recording stuff or whatever the cool kids do

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