Passenger Kicked Off Plane For Excessive Farting!

On board a Transavia flight from Dubai to Schiphol airport last week, 2 fellow Dutchies (being blunt as per usual), told a man next to them to stop farting. He failed to do so and carried on farting (when you’ve gotta fart, you’ve gotta fart, ya’no). The airline cabin crew did nothing, when the complaints were made (I mean, what realistically could they do!?) and as a result a fight broke out. The pilot allegedly warned the passengers that if they didn’t stop, they would land. Clearly the Dutchies felt that this matter was too pressing to stop and that’s exactly what happened.