WHERE IS MY RISSOTTO?

It's in the cat dear. Where did you think it would be?

And your clothes are on the floor, right where you left them, so they are easy to find.

Your car key are in the pond, you phone is under three tons of concrete, and all your makeup has been sold for rock bottom prices to a family of hedgehogs.

Now.... honey.....don't throw that.... it's sharp!! Someone could get hur.....

Ow!!

I'm BLEEDING!! Phone for an ambulance!!

What do you mean you can't find your phone?.................