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in #funny7 years ago

Wife: Have you been smoking weed in the house again?
Me: No
Cat:

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weed & sex buddy....now that's a combo you gotta try with the missus

But not with the cat, cause you'll likely wake with scratches all over the dingdongs, & poor kitty shaven like a poodle under a lawnmower

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if you smoke enough weed, you might do the latter

At least the cat couldn't help himself. A trip is a trip...

My monkey gets me into all kinds of trouble...
I took him clubbing once and he just kept posting on instagram...


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Fool has to learn some manners... Only Bitches Snitch.

he made a bit of money in those planet of the apes movies and now he's living it up

I guess we all know now why cats are so damn lazy

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@traf,
He looks like a genius!

Cheers~

Cat to husband: What s the dinner???
Husband : Nothing..

Cat to wife : He lies..he smoked here..

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And our friend Mr. Husky is feeling the effects as well


I didn't have to sleep on the couch, but then I got high.
Never got yelled at and called a slouch, but then I got high.
Now I'm eating baked beans from a tin, and I know why...

Lol... okay, me on my way to the "high" stage. Wait up bro

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excellent job dear friend ,,,,,,,,,,,@traf
my wife: u smoking ?
me : no no smoking , bealive me ................
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I will smoke in the house for the last time

Then sit at home and eat banana

And I'll smoke outside the house

i will smoke in the ground