Always Use Protection

in #funny7 years ago

When you're getting ready to have a conversation with a friend who spits a lot while talking

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A little bit of awareness can save you a lot of messiness later on.

Here's Jackie showing us how to be an action hero & stay safe from spits & squirts ;)

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haha doubt this is one of his proudest moments

hahah....I've never seen this before, like 100% awkwardness putting your arms around mr.condom, lovely classic, nice!

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Candy and Rufus were neighbours & enemies, then one day they both realise they had 1 thing they both loved a bit of spitting & splashing

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this is why my dog hates it when i have diarrhoea

Ewwwww!! lol now you made me I wish gone with Rufus the firefighting dog

I see multiple uses for this mask - my buddy Dick spits a lot

good job sneaking up to all those people in that inconspicuous outfit

Thank you ! It's hard to stay quiet when you easily step on the balls

Maybe he's just too easily excited

I think you are right. He is definitely bursting with excitement

Now I know what the F these are for... Also good to answer the question of spit or swallow.

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nah dude, they're to stop me from chloroforming them

cover your face !!!!

could come in useful in the porn industry

I keep thinking they're going to shoot someone's eye out with that thing.

Thanks for the advice @traf. I will definitely use protection.


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funnily enough that's my size, they're just wearing it wrong

Ha Ha, from such a friend on to stay away, it may turn out that he is a camel: D Lol

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Camel huh? Nice metaphor:)

My major concern is how to cope with my crush that spit out this

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hahah @traf i have no fear because i have a a good security
@enjoy happy friendship

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