Reset The Matrix NOW! No No No NoNONONONO NO!
I'm sorry I've been away. I've been ill, but as luck would have it just when I return, the comedy gold writes itself.
This work of genius comes to us from down under, from http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-16/the-case-for-a-pregnant-male-emoji/9453980
I'm not sure I should comment any further than other to say, RESET THIS FUCKED UP MATRIX NOW!
Peresphone time to go, the emoji apocalypse is upon us!
You got a 8.43% upvote from @allaz courtesy of @themerovingian!