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Not what you expected to hear? Sorry, I guess you got trolled. Forget that stuff. Farming STEEM is where the real money is at. That way at least you put a smile on people's faces. When I'm not working at the drugstore I post on Steemit. My strategy: buy and hold!
Hope you enjoyed this absolute shitpost.
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EDIT: This is my 420th post!!! Thanks everyone for your support.
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kek anyone...? Yes, I do believe keks are in order! Pass 'em around gents!
Hey I noticed you're new to Steemit! I sent you a STEEM to get you started.
Thanks! very gentlemanly of you!
Haha I like the pepe picture, pretty dank post my man. May good weed and fine memes come to you!
Thanks I've got plenty of both and love to share!
I am your 182nd follower because I love being stoned and food!
Glad to have real people reading my ridiculous ramblings!
Secret tip: Go back to my very first posts for dank pizza recipes
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