BEST BILL GATES AND STEVE JOBS JOKE.

silentcomedian (27)in #funny • 7 years ago

Jobs: Hey, Bill.

Gates: Hey, What do you think of the use of “Apple” in products instead of the letter “i”?

Jobs: Ummm….

Gates: Since your death, everyone at Apple has been crying their i’s out.

Jobs: Very mature.

Gates: I'm the immature one?

Jobs: iThink so.

Gates: Well… You made the iPhone 4S. It has Siri. It a black iPhone. You make it do stuff. You don't pay it. Sounds like you just recreated slavery…

Jobs: Ha. Ha. Ha. At least I'm not the guy to name a company after my genitals. Micro and soft?

Gates: Funny. You might want to throttle your humor before you “shutdown”.

Jobs: Ok jokes aside, I have an idea for the name of our next versions of Windows…

Gates: Is it better than the MacBook Pro: a Pro computer with 2 ports?

Jobs: Windows AC.

Gates: Why would that be?

Jobs: They both stop working properly if you open Windows.

Gates: Funny.

Jobs: iKR. Anyways… Can I have some money? Apple is dying.

7 years ago in #funny by silentcomedian (27)

$0.00