The Perfect Son.

shahbazmalik12 (28)in #funny • 6 years ago

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

6 years ago in #funny by shahbazmalik12 (28)