Funny

Race short story joke

A race is about to start. The coach says “1!2!3! GO!” and blows the whistle.

Everybody except Fred runs.

Coach: Fred! Why aren’t you running?

Fred: Because my number is 4.
I’m free story

There was a man in prison he tried to find a way out, but he couldn’t.

Finally, he found a way out through the cellar. So, he went through the cellar and ended up in a park.

He shouted, “I’m free! I’m free!”

And a little girl said, “neat I’m 4.”

Apples and worms short story

A man had three apples. He began to eat the first one. he found a worm inside. He began to eat the second one. He found a worm inside.

He turned off the light and ate the third one.Mirror Image – Christmas FableCheap perfume

On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next day. Always short of money, he thought long and hard about what that present might be’

Unable to decide, Nathan entered Debenhams and in the cosmetics section he asked the girl, ‘How about some perfume?’ She showed him a bottle costing £75. [$150USD]

‘Too expensive,’ muttered Nathan.

The young lady returned with a smaller bottle for £50. ‘Oh dear,’ Nathan groused, ‘still far too much.’

Growing rather annoyed at Nathan’s meanness, the sales girl brought out a tiny £10 bottle and offered it to him.

Nathan became really agitated, ‘What I mean’, he whined, ‘is I’d like to see something really cheap.’

So the sales girl handed him a mirror.