the fruits

Three men by the names of George,Michael and Simon were shipwrecked and lost on an island.After wandering around they met a tribe of savages.The leader of the tribe said that they would be treated properly if they did a task they asked of them.If they failed to do that task they would be killed.The leader asked them to head out in the jungle and find a random fruit each.the three men returned with their respective fruits.The leader told them they had to shove the fruits up their ass and that if their expressions changed while doing so,they would be killed.George bought a banana and as he tried to shove it up his ass his facial expression changed out of pain and he was killed.Michael who had luckily bought a grape was about to shove it but then started laughing uncontrollably,so the leader had him killed.

As Michael and Georges ghosts meet George asks Michael "Dude i changed my expression out of pain but why'd you start laughing?".Michael laughs again and replies"I was about to put the grape in there when i looked behind me and saw that Simon bought a watermelon"