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in #funny6 years ago

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hello friends Are you guys looking for some new funny jokes in English? If yes, you are in the right place.

)1) Those who are single, Let’s sing this song together:
Single bells
Single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch
those couples fight all day. Yay…

  1. A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!”
    All passengers got scared
    From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”.

3)Hi guys.
I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you!!!
Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

4)My Girlfriend broke up with me.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.