A SCHOOL IN NAIJA

Teacher: The first son of Adam was named?..
Akpos: Adamu. Cool

Teacher: Akpos, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko-haram throws a bomb. What will you do?
Akpos: i will stop assuming…..

Teacher; what is a verb?

Akpos; a verb is a valve in a bicycle tyre

Teacher; what are u sayin?

Akpos; its a complete sentence sir

Teacher; are u mad?

Akpos; its a question sir

Teacher; dont be stupid

Akpos; its an advice sir

Teacher; stop that nonsence!

Akpos; its a command sir

Teacher; U are an idiot

Akpos; its an insult sir

Teacher; get out of my class!

Akpos; its an order sir

Teacher; oh goodness!,,, what a boy!,,,

Akpos; its an exclamation sir

Teacher; may God hav mercy on U

Akpos; its a prayer sir

…. the teacher fainted!!