Weekly PunLiteration #4

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

Just For Fun 😆

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Welcome to PunLiteration

Good day Steemians and welcome to PunLiteration Week 4. I must say steeming has been difficult in the past few days due to bad network reception and other unforeseen circumstances. PunLiteration usually drops Monday mornings, but it didn't yesterday. So sorry for going behind schedule. This is the first edition of PunLiteration in the month of March, and some of you will be marching to the moon with free SBDs. Keep reading…

Key Words for This Week

Key words for this week are:

  • minnows
  • trump
  • wonder-woman
  • trading
  • fight
  • selfish
  • sex
      Wow! Trump has surfaced again, making it four times in a row. I’m beginning to think he’s trying to be famous for constantly featuring in Weekly PunLiteration. The more reason you should always resteem this post or tweet about it. 😆 😆 😆

      Let's Go!

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      • Many magnificent minnows are
        marching meticulously early morning
        to the moon to mine material money
        since the month of March presents
        a meaningful MONDAY.
      • Trump threw tankard tantrums to
        threaten Tim Howard for not telling
        the truth on Tyler Terry’s TV
        talk show last TUESDAY.
      • Warren Wilson’s sister, Warren Winifred,
        wrapped a rope around Williams her
        cheating boyfriend while watching
        wonder woman on WEDNESDAY.
      • Thanks to Tina for taking time to
        think of Tracey who's in Tunisia
        trading toxin & tartaric acid on a made
        in Tokyo train this THURSDAY.
      • Fatima’s famous first fist fight was
        fought against Fabrizio Fabron, a fresh
        Frenchman from France who fancied
        fighting females on FRIDAY.
      • Surely stunned Shola isn’t sure if she
        should start selling seafood after
        sister Sandra systematically screamed
        you’re a selfish sinner last SATURDAY.
      • Shy Segun Soludo seemed severely sick,
        so he secretly sought sex from sentimental
        Sharon Stone to gain some special
        strength before service on SUNDAY
        • Laughter Quote of The Week

          Always laugh when you can.
          It is cheap medicine — Lord Byron

          A cheap medicine that can improve
          your health and extend your life span.
          Trust me, you need a daily dose of it.
          PunLiteration is here to help.😆
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          Disclaimer

          I do not claim the names and events in the above write up are real. Laugh willingly in the best possible way you can if you find it interestingly funny as intended.

          Previous Weekly PunLiteration (PWPL)

          Feel free to click on any/all of the links below to see what you have missed;
          https://steemit.com/busy/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-1
          https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-2
          https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-3

          WEEKLY PUNLITERATION CONTEST #1

          Let me see how punny my readers can be. Write an original punliteration of any day of the week in the comment box to win .700SBDs (.100SBD for each winning entry). Please read slowly so you don’t mistake a decimal point for a fool stop. 😆 😆 😆 Some selected winners will be featured in week 5 with a mention. For now, I’m the sole judge of this competition.

          Rules

          Upvote this post.
          Resteem this post.
          Only one entry per person

          See example below

          Shy Segun Soludo seemed severely sick,
          so he secretly sought sex from sentimental
          Sharon Stone to gain some special
          strength before service on SUNDAY

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          Thanks for having fun with my post.
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          Six sisters sold sixteen skirts simultaneously to buy a sexy sleeved skater dress so that they can attend the Sweet Sixteen sex seminar stated to hold this SUNDAY.

          Really interesting

          Thank you man

          Do i need to write something on all of that keywords today? Is my entry valid? I'll appreciate it if you can answer me

          Do i need to write something on all of that keywords today?

          NO

          But make sure you have at least two words together that start with same letter and it should end in any day of the week that starts with the letter.

          Example

          Felix flogged Francis on FRIDAY

          Thanks... now i understand
          And i have written another one