This is a Certified Non-Shit Post

Yup
Everyone else goes out and gets drunk. I sit at home and do fuck all but play around on my damn computer.
Look at that fancy image up there!
I made that!
Isn't that exciting!
"Not really..."
Wow, all at once like a choir singing hate. Thanks!
So anyway, much like a few other images I've produced, what happened was:
- I put some colors in.
- I took some colors out.
- I put some colors in.
- And then I move them all about.
- I do the hokey pokey and I turn myself around.
- That's what it's all about.
Something like that, anyway.
Well, shit.
Sorry about the headline. I guess I fucked that up too.
I think I'll leave now. Just know, the art took awhile to produce. It's not just one of those fancy push button filter thingamajigs you all have on your phones. I made that by hand, from scratch, because I have no life, and I like to share my "talents" here because my "real" friends think it's a stupid waste of time.
Have a nice day.


You should stay in and get drunk and do shit on your computer!
That last time I shit on my computer, those people at the repair shop kicked me out and called the police.
I can understand that, fling it in front of them must have been a shock
Nah, I was smearing it all over the Windows and asking, "What kind of hard drive is this?"
Whoah, get me in on this "certified non-shit" posting.
Well, this was the first certified non-shit post I ever did. I suppose I invented it today, but haven't put much thought into what a certified non-shit post truly is. I guess a certified non-shit post must include your own work of art or edited artsy photo, some words that don't really matter... and yeah, throw caution to the wind and just hope for the best.
You should start a tag...
Done.
This one is, I think, my favourite one of these so far. Not of all your work, just these; the ones with all the pointy bits and four-way symmetry... kind of like looking into a kaleidoscope. Kaleidoforms? You've made a few like it but this is my favourite.
I really like the "electric" feel that the blue bits have; like they're alive. It feels like you're doing something a bit more different than usual with this-- kind of like the one I said reminded me of stained glass a while ago.
Very pretty.
I use more layers in these, then merge them together and add more layers. A slow and repetitive process, but might be the difference. A lot of my other work is one or two layers and I paint it like a physical picture. When I first started sharing stuff here, I wanted to be accepted by the physical art community, so I'd paint digitally, but like them. Using so many layers and the mirror tool like this is leaning much closer to the digital art world.
I'm glad you like it.
I thought we WERE your real friends...
I call that trick:
The Eyebrow Raiser
Did it work?!?!
I think this one's really cool.
I do too. I'm really happy with how it turned out. When I look at it, my eyes play tricks on me. The center jumps out but at the same time, it's falling down.
Normality is overrated! Friday nights are for doing whatever you want. Actually, every night is for doing whatever tf you want. I stopped drinking alcohol, so don't listen to me!
All I do is whatever the hell I want, and that turns out to be not very much some days... LOL! I don't drink either. That's not entirely true but for the most part, it is. Drunk people tend to annoy me these days. I am looking forward to a cold beer on hot a day though. Hell, I might even spend an entire afternoon alone, catching a beer buzz, just because.
How Did I Get In To This Mess is full of details and contrasts!
This is a non-shit post, but a very arty post.
30 Artists Proving That GIFs Are The Next Great Art Form https://www.buzzfeed.com/lbailey211/30-artists-proving-that-gifs-are-the-next-great-ar-e9sd?utm_term=.qeRX1vlPx&sub=0_1835869#1835869
The certified non-shit post must include original, awesome art. This is what I invented today, I guess.
Well, at least you were more productive than me!
I can't seem to stop working. I should probably take a day off soon though. I've been working steady since my short break of about three days. I don't even know how I'm alive right now.
Better to wonder why you are alive, than not be alive to wonder. (Wow, make a meme out of that!)
That was a pretty deadly line. I think a meme would ruin it though, unless it was one of those fashionable upperclass memes with a cool picture and nice font.
That's exactly the kind of meme I was thinking of. So fashionable, so hip. They aren't even a meme really. An inspiration. There's got to be a specific word that's perfect for that kind of meme. But I'm not inspired enough by them to think of one. ; )
A steemit article that pays is better than a hangover that doesn't!
I recently downloaded Remothered: The Tormented Fathers, seeing how great the Steam ratings were, so I'll start playing that soon.
You been playing any games lately?
I haven't been playing games at all. Not since I started blogging again. Always busy doing this, and life.
One game I really like though is Kerbal Space Program. It's about the nerdiest fucking game in the world but I love it. If I had time to immerse myself in something, it would probably be that.
Oh yeah, the rocket launching game. I saw its gameplay videos, they were pretty complex with all those complicated jargons!
But it does seem lots of fun. Pretty sure Elon tests his rockets in that before the actual lift-off. lol
That is being an artist for yah:). That is a rather cool image I like.
Strange thing is, I still woke up with a headache today. Art hangover?