It's Just a Regular Day So Let's Make a Big Deal Out of It
Groan!
I'm a groan-ass man.
Let's sing a song!
He licks the salt off the chips and puts them back in the bag!
Freaky man, freaky man. He just don't understand.
He buys all his votes for posts so he can sit back and brag!
Freaky man, freaky man. He just don't understand.
He smacks you on the buttocks, you're it because he yelled, "Tag!"
Freaky man, freaky man. He just don't understand.
He picks his ass at the table, smells his fingers, you gag!
Freaky man, freaky man. He just don't understand.
He sells his service on the corner while he's dressed in the drag!
Freaky man, freaky man. He just don't understand.
He shares a pic of his dick and then he pouts when you flag!
Freaky man, freaky man. He just don't understand.
WTF Am I Doing?
Today is just a regular day.
It's also that one day out of the year where people on Facebook actually talk to me.
I don't understand why they always pick the same day every year.
Mark the Master and his Marionettes
That's why.
So whatever, I received a few notifications; headed on over to Facebook to have a look.
Within seconds I was distracted by a post. Someone shared a video, it looked funny, so I pushed play. It turned out to be a compilation video of young kids singing obnoxiously, being loud, whatever, then the video stopped so I could view an advertisement about condoms, then it went back to the annoying kids.
What kind of sinister marketing strategist would feel the need to remind people about wrapping it up during an episode of kids giving parents a headache? That was my takeaway.
Any Minute Now
They'll all jump out and yell, "Surprise!"
Then I'll jump out and yell, "No you didn't! Who are you people and what you doing in my house!"
Have a nice day.
You received the top comment of the day award! Whatever the fuck that means! It means I'm voting this like a post because you obviously worked your ass off and deserve it. That's hilarious!
Thanks for the laughs from your post :p
Happy regular once-a-year day!!
Thanks! It's so exciting to pretend it's not really happening like this and watching people not notice!
People never notice! Ah the joy!
"My last girlfriend broke up with me because I never wanted to argue."
You are probably joking but I did date this chick who would get super pissed if I didn't argue back at her. I once trolled her by laughing at her anger until she tried to demostic violence me. Luckily, she only weighed 90 pounds so when she tried to shove me, she just pushed herself 2 or 3 steps backward which caused me to laugh again. We broke up shortly after that lol.
Well of course there's some reality behind the joke. It's just some observational humor turned into disgusting word play.
I once went out with a woman with a temper vs my sense of humor. She pulled a fork on me and I said, "What are you going to do? Eat me?" That line nearly got me stabbed.
When I was a kid people tried to tell me to joke my way out of fights. Out on the streets it has worked a few times but in relationships it seems to make things worse lol.
I got a story for that one.
I was standing near the corner of 97 Street and Jasper Ave. in Edmonton around midnight, waiting for a bus.
Two guys off in the distance were yelling at me as they approached. "Hey! Hey you! I beat up white people for a living!"
They got up right next to me and the one guy said again, "Did you hear me! I beat up white people for a living!"
I looked at him and said, "Don't worry man. I'm not white. I'm Ukrainian."
Instant fist bumps. But honestly, I don't think they knew what a Ukrainian is.
Ha! Nice.
I have stabbed someone with a fork. :/
Did it feel good?
LOL!
It happened more than once so I'll venture to say yes. My memory gets a bit fuzzy when I'm rage-y. I've only ever been violent with one person though.
LMAO
Happy birthday, bro!
So...what are you? About 83 today?
Thanks and yeah, something like that!
You have a nice day too, it's a great one, I can tell. To celebrate this suspiciously regular day, I upvote this wonderful information.
It is rather suspicious. One would think I'd plaster something all over the headline and be looking for votes as a gift for some reason today but instead I did this just to see what's what. Thank you for voting my wonderfully regular day informational session.
I have two pear trees in my yard. And now I know why.
I never wish anyone happy birthday on facebook, but they still come to me too. Those happy-go-lucky facebookers. I don't tell people happy birthday on Steemit either, but you've made it easy for me - have a happy regular day. I'm glad you are in the Steemit version of my life.
Thanks! I shall enjoy my happy regular day in peace now knowing I'm not the only one on this planet who thinks the same way as the things you just said.
That is why I put down false information! People be like “happyyyy” and I’m like “fuck off you don’t know me or you would know better.” I know I'm such a nice cat.
Since I don’t know you I have no idea if this really is just a normal day or a test to see who been a stalker over your lifetime here. As such “have a wonderful none descriptive day.” That should be on a fucking t-shirt with a guy taking a dump in someone living room on the back of it!
Why do people need to eat cake on just certain days of the year? I face plant that stuff whenever I feel like it. And life expectancy just reduced by 2 years!
Ps. if it is have a great one. I tend to hide like the plague when it’s that one day of the year. I like to just be left alone to slumber.
Thanks for that rant and saying some of the things I probably would have said if I didn't feel like joking around today and making a non-scene over this whole thing of day.
Mate, have a great regular day and a regular beer, Gin and tonic, scotch and swallow the worm at the bottom too.
Yup I was planning on hitting the bottle at about noon today since, you know, it's just a regular day here in the life of me. I'm a few minutes late getting my regular day plans rolling but yeah, I'm sure it will be great, eventually. Thanks a lot!
I don’t know why, but I always thought you have a beautiful wife and at least six kids. And here you are talking about your girlfriend, or ex?
At the end I bet you said “I’m just messing with you people”.
I'm always messing with everyone.
There's no woman out there crazy enough to put up with my shit these days, and I guess I'm fine with that. I lived the family life, two kids, nice house in the nice neighborhood with the automatic garage door and the lawn I used to mow but she cheated and stole from me beyond the point where things could be fixed so that's that and now I'm just me.
Inside the belly of a beast she sits and sings a song.
Freaky man, freaky man, she just don't understand.
The same time every year those Facebookers come along
Freaky man, freaky man, they just don't understand.
The sound of a groan man, what the hell could be wrong
Freaky man, freaky man, they just don't understand.
Damn they're in my house I guess I slept to long
Freaky man, freaky man, they just don't understand.
Its about that time, and the haters are ranting
Freaky man, freaky man, they just dont understand.
See them all texting, Yet all just pretending.
Freaky man freaky man, they just dont understand.
The men are drinking and the ladies screaming
Freaky man, freaky man, they just dont understand
Ooops! its the D-day and here i am slumbering
Freaky man, freaky man, they just dont understand
Lost in the Article, and found myself resteeming
Freaky steem, freaky steem, i've got no names left to use..
LoL, Lots of love man
Its just regular reply.
Freaky me, freaky me, i've got to run along
@nonameslefttouse
Catchy tune isn't it!
That was slick. Well played!