20 Mistakes Steemit Addicts Make

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

It is easy to get addicted to Steemit and here are 20 ways to tell if you have completely lost the plot.

If speed freaks get more sleep than you
If you have more letters in your tags than in your blog
If you have ever wrote a reply to a post that you never read
If receiving $0.01 has become a huge victory
If you have ever hated a truck driver that you have never witnessed driving

If you have ever contemplated taking your introduceyourself photo in drag
If your upvote finger hurts at the end of the day
If you post articles that you wouldn't even read
If you have ever caught a STD from too much oral whale sex
If you are about to take a vacation for the sole purpose of blogging with no savings

If you check a person's wallet to see if they are worth a reply
If you refuse to upvote your favorite blog because they already have so many
If you use more accounts than the “Many Faced God” to beef up your stats
If you complain about steemit on reddit, but sing it's praises here
If you are thinking of quiting your job as a garbage man to do a makeup blog

If you post more blogs than you read
If you find yourself in upvote ponzi schemes
If you have ever plagiarized another steemit blog
If you are looking for a local marijuana dealer to take time stamped pictures of his stock
If you are not reading and writing about your interests because it is not marketable

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