Husband vs wife part-1
Wife: I got a bag of old clothes. To be donated.
Husband: Who will donate again! Do not throw all.
Wife: Hey no. How many hungry people are, they can come to their work.
Husband: Your body size is about If someone gets fit in this dress, they are no longer hungry or weak.
The light on the upper floor is burning
In a drunken evening, standing down the lamppost, trying to open the lock by inserting the key into the post. Seeing this, a pedestrian jokingly asked:
Pedestrian: And grandfather, where to go? There seems to be no one at home.
Drunk: who has not said? Look, the light on the upper floor is burning.