Hilarious!

Of course, this is probably not far off for healthcare in America. Holigram doctors that have access to bank account balances and provide healthcare accordingly.

For the top 10%'ers, polite and immediate assistance.

For the top 50%'ers, curt treatment and hours or days delay in getting treatment.

For the next 30%'ers, an aspirin is dispensed and told to call back in 6 months.

For the bottom 10%'ers, suicide pills are dispensed and a coupon for $50.00 off at Bernies "Burn & Burry'em" Crematorium.

Gawd bless Murika...