Dear Michelle.

We are sorry to hear that you have problems with one of our products.

But we cannot ignore that you seem to have a misunderstanding here.

The packages you have are for a vastly different purpose. The things you do not like with husband 1.0 are not bugs, but features our valued customers hold dear.

We suggest you think about upgrading to one of our problem solving packages like divorce 2.0 or infidelity 0.6.

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