PFunk is an evil, EVIL man. Proof inside!

in #funny • 8 years ago

Let's look at the name PFunk.  The definition of Funk is 

a strong offensive smell

Now, we take away the letter a. We do this because this letter doesn't really matter in the big scheme of things. (It also has to do with some metaphysical things, where the letter a is statistically tasty and must be eaten at once.) 

So, now we get 

strong offensive smell

How many words does strong offensive smell have? THREE!!! THREE WORDS!!!


So, let's map this out. If we think about it, this makes a triangle. What is a triangle? A SYMBOL OF EVIL. A triangle has 180 degrees. What is 180? 


Year 180 AD was the year that Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius died. So, the connection is obvious. PFunk killed the Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius. 


I beg of you Steem community, please, PLEASE, PLEASE take action by burning incense by your  computer so that the ghost of Emperor Aurelius will not haunt us for harboring this evil man.

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     8 years ago (edited)

    Wtf?

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       8 years ago 

      I figured out that PFunk isn't who we think he is. He's actually a time traveler. Some people think that Aurelius died of disease so pfunk may be able to change into a virus at will.

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         8 years ago 

        I plead the quintus

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           8 years ago 

          I think @Pfunk simply has a bladder infection. When your pee has a funk, that is not healthy. Plz wash your privates sir...

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