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RE: Have You Ever Been Given ~The Look~?

in #funny8 years ago

"Why are YOU looking at ME like that? I have EVERY right to stand here in the middle of the footpath talking to my friend. Walk around, bitch! You have to go into the gutter? Do I look like I care?"

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"How dare you allow me to walk into you while I'm texting on a crowded downtown sidewalk, jerk!"

"How dare you nearly run me over while I'm sauntering across a crowded road texting? And then have the nerve to honk!"

"What? Are we blocking both lanes of the road chit chatting? Is this a problem for you? The ditch is shallow here, you can't drive through it ass face? Aw. did your car get stuck?"