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Frac -- I should just give you the 20 years of college that I have. Stop putting crap on the internet when you are still asleep. Did you even have coffee? Food? A better joke?

Make these into memes :)

Who are you when your really really got to go potty?

You're a Russian

Who are you when you finally get to go potty?

European

Muahhahahahjahah. Catch you on the next post.