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Who doesn't know handy? She was telling me how much she missed her husband for being away on business all the time. He was a very funny man she said. It could only be you!

He was a very funny man she said. It could only be you!

OH well...

Looks like I found my fourth wife!

I'm sorry, I don't think women are allowed to have multiple partners... damn you men and your privileges!