Animal Derp Faces Caption contest

It's a warm sunny Sunday in Sacramento and I don't feel like making a serious post, so here is a collection of animal derp faces :) Photos collected randomly from the web throughout the years. Please advise if copyrighted; I assume public domain. Post your captions

#1 Just came from Wonder Woman movie

#2 How you did discovered mah camerflages?

#3 I see wut u did thar

#4 I'll spin your fidget

#5 Taylor Swift be like...

#6 no comment

#7 In Soviet Russia, dog make YOU sit. No, for realz; sit, you capitalist pig.

#8 All derps drowned in a sea of adorables

Post your captions and win eleventy internets!