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LoL! Don't worry! You can have some of mine! It's still good! Just keep it stirred! See! Look! I'm already helping you write the how to prepare portion!

ok, my world is not over,... yet. Did this salad have pimento? If so, then my life is back to being over again

I'm not sure what that is. Is it chunky? There's definately some kind of chunky stuff in this salad. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's pimento.

ah #@^&!!! Son of a biscuit eater!! All creativity just suddenly vacated my body into a puddle on the floor. Luckily, its a tile floor so easy clean-up.

I solved the puzzle anyway. It's those dried up bits of ketchup from the top of the bottle. She made me put those in a ziploc bag, "for later."