Truth

Very funny people;
HND holder can not be employed as a lecturer in the polytechnic but a Degree
holder is qualified.
Husband and wife are both teachers in a public school but their kids are in a
private school.
You are working at bank A but your savings account is in bank B.
You are a medical director in a teaching hospital but you go abroad for medical
check up.
You have never taken your wife out but you took your girlfriend with you on a
vacation trip to Dubai.
If you do not have value for what you have other people will help you destroy it.