Erchivo and the Crypto Shark: A Dive in the Deep Bear Market

Erchivo decides to sign up for a diving competition. When he arrives, the instructor explains:
— Erchivo, to dive, you need basic equipment: an oxygen tank, fins, and a mask.
— Perfect! And what about the special suit?
— Oh, that’s optional, but it helps with hydrodynamics.

Always thinking outside the box, Erchivo decides to wear just a regular swimsuit, saying:
— The less resistance, the better. I’m going for the deep dive record!

The instructor sighs and gives him one last piece of advice:
— Alright, remember: if you see a shark, stay calm and swim slowly.
Erchivo nods, confident.

A few minutes later, he dives in, and sure enough, a huge shark appears in front of him.

Without losing his cool, Erchivo remembers the instructor’s advice and starts swimming… but towards the shark.

The other divers panic and frantically signal for him to swim away, but Erchivo keeps moving forward with determination.

Suddenly, he stops right in front of the shark, looks it straight in the eye, and says:
— Listen, buddy, I also have investments in crypto… so the one who should be scared is you!

The shark, shocked, turns around and swims away.

Erchivo surfaces triumphantly, raises his arms, and shouts:
— Yet another bear market I’ve survived!