A funny goat

Why does the cryptocurrency-investing goat always wear sportswear?
Because he likes to be ready for when the market takes a jump.
I hope it brings a smile to your face. If you have more details about "Erchivo" or are looking for something more specific, feel free to let me know.
Erchivo walks into a cryptocurrency store and asks:
— Do you have Bitcoin?
— Yes.
— Ethereum?
— We have that too.
— And a little discount?
— No, not that.
— Then this really is a bear market!

Here’s another joke in the style of Erchivo:
Erchivo at a crypto conference:
— What do you think of the current market?
— Look, I always invest with my head…
— Oh, so you’re an expert!
— No, I mean every time it drops, I bang my head against the wall.
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