My recent experience..

in #funny7 years ago

You were chyking her,and she told you she
loves music and also love men that can play
piano... Fiam! Iwochaluu! "Baby,that one na
small thing, am a piano wizard na!" Just to
impress her...obviously she got impressed
and Started catching feelings small small.
Another day,you want to see her,she told u
she's in the church doing choir rehearsals,
that you can come there and see her.. You
came to the church, sitting at a corner
waiting for her,she comes where u were
sitting and the next thing u heard was
"baby please come and help us play the
piano,our keyboardist disappointed us"..
Suddenly your head started spinning,and
sweat started gathering beneath your
boxers. unknown to u,before your arrival,
she has already told her friends that you are
a piano wizard (as you said), so everybody
was eagerly waiting for the wizard to come
and manifest.. She's a girl that you are
chyking, you wouldn't want to mess with
your chances of winning her over,..you
stood up, sauntered to the piano stand like
a 4 year boy that was forced to drink alomo
bitters mixed with weed,you Sat on the
piano seat,for 5mins you were mopping at
the keyboards wondering why the white
ones are longer than the black ones,and
which ones are meant to be pressed.. By
then, all your ancestors are already standing
in a single file with their hands on their
neighbours' shoulders waiting to be
disgraced one after the other by you.. You
girlfriend's friends are already pressurizing
her to tell you to start playing ,and she goes
like " baby what are u doing na?".. You
vigorously shake your head to get a clearer
vision of the keyboards as if u ve not been
seeing them before, you raise all your ten
fingers like a lion that wants to pounce on
an antelope, "daaaaaaang!.....grrrrrrrrrrr!
Daaaaaaang!!" "Daaaaaaang....
..ntuwaaaaaa!
Daaaaaaang!!" "daaaaaaang", for ten
minutes that was all they were hearing from
the piano.. As you raised your head to see
their reactions, you saw nobody there, I
guessed they deserted you to rehearse with
your fellow wizards.. Next thing,Your phone
beeped, it's a message from your supposed
girlfriend and it read ; "Don't ever in your life
call my number again!, you are wizard, what
u need is a witch,and am not one....
😂😂😂😂
@elishaflemming
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