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Waiting for the douche-baggery...

Oh them losing their jobs was it?

Don't worry, steemit can hire them.

If not...

Hmm, looks like I didn't fuck you over enough...
Steems trending page now only consists of short, funny, engaging content. And topless selfies of the @douchebag-genie. All the devs are fed up and decide to become EOS developers instead.
Your stake is now worth $0.02.

Yep. That is plenty fucked over.

Also quite possible.

I wish people knew how not possible this was :)

Dude! You are going to jinx it!

But it is good to know that the devs are all super into topless genie pics. I will start googling now.