funny joke i heard this week

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

a man walks in to a bar
and orders a drink
he notices that only other person sitting at a table
and the bar tender
after a short while like 6 minutes the other man looks over and says
“you see that bar your sitting at I built that with my bare hands
but no one calls me Andy the bar builder
And you see that that fire place tiling
and brickwork I did that with these hands
and no one calls me Andy the fire place man
and look out that window you see that stone wall
I built that wall
carried all those large stones
and set them in place in all weather
and no one calls me Andy the stone wall builder
but you fucked one goat !!!!!!