Intelligence of a drunk

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Last night after having drunk too much alcohol, Dick left the party quitely and left his car behind because he knew that drunk driving was dangerous and illegal.

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So he took a taxi to his destination.

From the party his friends phoned him and ask 'where have you gone?' He replied that having drank a bit too much he left his car behind and took a taxi home.

His friends asked, 'which house did you go?
Where are you now? the party was at your home.

Where is DICK your guess is as good as mine.