You are viewing a single comment's thread from:RE: Is it Ever a Good Idea?View the full contextdandesign86 (68)in #funny • 7 years ago Statistics show that you are more likely to get laid if you show up drunk - it's like starting a marathon 100 meters in front of the finishing line
just masturbate until right before climax and burst into the party
Your dick will be like a silly string gun