How to become a millionaire / funny [probably clickbait]

Okay so you want to become a millionaire?

For years we shibes have guarded a secret so powerful, the secret of how to become a millionaire, and it only requires an investment of about $2,800. You see, I never said it would be a millionaire in US dollars, instead you can be a millionaire in Dogecoins! Currently going for about $0.0028 each dogecoin. You get rich quick scheme is found!

Shibe on with your newly acquired million dogecoins!!

(For full disclosure I currently hold 1 dogecoin, I know its risky to keep that 1 dogecoin but you never know. Wise investors told me I gotta risk that 5th of a penny if I wanna big penny returns)