Take 2 minutes of your precious time to relax and perhaps laugh a littlle. (LOL)

Take 2 minutes of your precious time to relax

Just this morning I was listening to the radio on my way into
work and I heard about this interesting warning label on a router:
Do not use as a dental drill.

Enjoy!!

On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside."

(Evidently, the shoplifter special)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(I know how I use soap, how do you use like regular soap?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions:
Defrost."

__(But it's just a suggestion; I'm sure it tastes just as good
though.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down".

(Oops, If your reading this, too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be
hot after heating".

(As night follows the day . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes
on body".

(BUT wouldn't this save EVEN more time?)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive
a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we just get those 7-year-olds with head-colds
off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(REALLY? One would hope.)

__On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or
outdoor use only".

(As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for
the other use".

(I gotta admit, I am very curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains
nuts".

(Logic flew out the window on this one)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Step 1: Open Packet Step 2: Eat Nuts."

(Step 3: Fly Delta.)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing
of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company...I blame
parents for this one.)

and my personal favorite...........

a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt
to stop chain with your hands or genitals".

(Was there a chance of this happening
somewhere?....Good Lord!!)

From: Bob Rose [[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, January 18, 2001 11:33 AM
To: Ken Graham; Enrico Cerilli; [email protected]; Katie Rose

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