Can't wait for Elon Musk to upgrade my brain memory!

in #funny7 years ago (edited)
Fuck it, in the end isn’t that bad: remember (almost) that stupid children song to remember the days of the months; yet you have learned years ago. You're not that awful.

It's just that you're still a little anxious about filling out the forms with your personal data and envy those who do so with serenity and without hesitation. Yes, because yours is pure envy: you would like to be like them, but this list will prove that you are not.



  1. You remember that someone has asked you to remind him something, but you don’t remember who or what.

  2. Dory is your favorite character. No one else can understand you.

  3. Your smartphone is full of note and reminder with attached alarm clock.

  4. Your home is full of post-it and when you go out, always bring a notebook with you, or a calendar, because if technology abandon you, you have a wonderful alternative…paper.

  5. For you, college exams should be studied a few days away from the test, not only because you are lazy, but for necessity.

  6. You risks of making debts with those who anticipated money for you, not because you're stingy, but because your brain has removed the event.

  7. What serious problems have those people who remember by heart their own tax code?

  8. Always make an accurate food shopping list, a list that will stay on the kitchen table while you are happily going at the supermarket, sure to have the situation under control. Noob!

  9. What was my twitter password? And my user?

  10. You like to watch a lot of new movies (but in fact aren’t new, it's just you've forgotten).

  11. If you argue with someone you stay angry for long, even if you no longer remember the reason.

  12. For New Year you've drawn up a list of good intentions, but now you won’t be able to find out what goals have been achieved. Because you don’t have any idea what they are and you forgot where you put the stupid list.

  13. Then there was another thing, it was important too! ...but now it eludes me.