The Opossum is the Worst Animal in HistorysteemCreated with Sketch.

in #funny7 years ago (edited)


Opossums are fucking shit. Have you ever seen a live opossum? No, you've only seen them dead on the side of the road. Opossums don't exist in the wild, they only spawn into existence several seconds before getting hit by a car. They serve no purpose other than to get hit by cars.

Opossums also look like shit. Studies have shown that opossum's inflated rat-looking marsupial asses make them the ugliest animals in the world.

Have you ever hit an opossum while driving? Congratulations, you've helped fulfill the sole purpose in it's life.

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Actually opossums are very important for the ecosystem. They eat ticks and are immune to Lyme disease - the more ticks they eat the less disease is spread. They are useful.

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Why such negativity?? I love opossums! Having lived in the country for most of my life, I've seen plenty of live opossums. I even have a stuffed animal opossum, along with two stuffed cats, who travel with me everywhere!
Also, have you ever watched videos on YouTube of opossums eating fruit? Adorable!

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