"Farting Is My Secret Feminist Weapon"
A woman that goes by the name of Allison Hope has discovered her hidden super-power, the power of farting, she describes coming across it by accident, one day she couldn't hold it anymore and released her stinking gas in public, she was amazed that the guy sitting next to her shifted away slightly, who according to her, was taking a bit more space than he needed to.
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She now bravely uses this secret weapon all the time to keep us villainous, gross men away from her anywhere she goes, on grocery stores to get the men behind her in line to back out (her super farts seem to have special magic characteristics that don't affect other women, it seems.) On the gym when some sweaty disgusting males dares to take the machine right next to her, on the streets so men, once again, keep what she describes as a "respectful distance" and on many other places!
Check out the link bellow for her full description of how she uses this super powers to survive as a woman, in a world of men with danger and injustice lurking on every corner, "It’s hard being a woman in this world. We get silenced, pushed aside, ignored, paid less, denied care, called names, and a million and one other bad things.":