HOT BROMAS ON THE BEACH
There were some spices on the table and they start talking about what they will be like when ...
Start the tomato to talk and say:
-When I grow up, I'll be a great tomatón ...
Then the meat says:
-When I grow up I'll be a big carnonson ...
Then the apple says:
-When I grow up I'll be a big red apple tree ...
Then everyone asks the egg: Egg ...
-Oh, why are you crying?
And the egg responds:
-Because when I grow up I will be a fool
xD'
This one will make them shit with laughter!
A cowboy enters a bar and tells the bartender:
-Give me a drink!
The bartender gives him a drink and the cowboy takes it and says:
-What a bad drink, for tomorrow ... give me a good drink or I'll kill it!
The next day the cowboy arrives and says:
- Give me a good drink!
The bartender gives him a drink with everything and gives it to him and the cowboy takes it and says:
-What do I drink so bad, for tomorrow or give me a good drink or kill him!
The tired bartender prepares a drink with everything but a bullet and stores it in the refrigerator ...
The next day the cowboy comes again and says: Now, yes, give me a good drink!
The bartender opens the refrigerator and gives it to him and the cowboy takes it and says:
-Oh! But what a good drink! for tomorrow give me one of these xD
Then the next day the cowboy comes tired and says:
-DEME A GOOD TRAGO THAT PUT ME A PEDO AND I PATIO THE HORSE! xD
which is the height of a gardener?
-that her daughter is named Rosa and her boyfriend Florencio leaves her planted
Jaimito arrives and tells his mother:
-Jaimito: Mom, mom at school they tell me Shakira
-Mom: Who son?
-Jaimito: Sambirambira e e waka waka e e sambirambira and San nicaregua because this is Africa ... xD
How do you say tiger in Chinese?
-Cheeto
How do you say diarrhea in Arabic?
-Splocione deu cacae
I hope you liked them and that they laughed a lot because their laughs are my rewards ...
Thank you and comment your opinions because everyone has the right to say; D