The Crowded Restaurant - adult funny story

in #funny7 years ago

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A Caucasian woman spends most of her vacation time basking on the roof of the hotel where she lives. She wore her bathing suit on the first day. But on the second day, he concluded that no one had seen him, so he took off all his bathing suits.

He was just about to start sunbathing, when he heard someone running toward his place of sunbathing. At that time he was lying face down, so he just covered the back of his body with a towel.

"Sorry miss," the hotel manager's assistant said breathlessly as he climbed the stairs.

"This hotel does not mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we appreciate you more, if you wear your bathing suit like yesterday".

"Why, why?" The woman asked.

"Kan no one can see me up here, besides I wear a towel to cover some of my body?".

"No," the assistant manager said timidly.

"But you are lying on the roof of our translucent dining room, so our restaurant is crowded with spectators who just want to see, without ordering food.