Lifetime Penalty - adult funny story
A couple of brides are getting ready to enjoy their first night. The bride said, "Mas, I'm still a virgin and do not know anything about sex. Will Mas explain it before we do it ?. "
"Sex is simple like this?., We call prison, have you cell and mine the villain. In prison, criminals must be put in the cell, "explained the groom.
Then they began to make love through the sea of romance.
When it is finished and the bridegroom is lying close his eyes, the bride says, "Mas, the villain is off."
The bridegroom begins again including the 'villain'. Apparently the bride really enjoyed this first love affair she felt. Every time he finishes, he always says that the villain is loose or run away, out of his cell.
After so many times, the bridegroom breathlessly said, "Dad, this criminal is not serving a life sentence."
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