10 Funny Jokes ( part #1)

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1. Two cannibals were eating a clown - one said to the other, "Does he taste funny to you?"

2. "I don't want any publicity - you get too many begging letters. If they're like the ones I send out I don't want to know!"

3. 'My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60 . She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.'

4. 'His mother shoud have thrown him away and keep the stork.'

5. "I like to play chess with old man in the park, altough it's hard to find 32 of them"

6. 'One-armed butlers - they can take it but they can't dish it out.'

7. 'A sewage farm. In what way is it a farm? Is thare a farm shop?'

8. "I was not a particularly small child. I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school nativity."

9. " I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I ? He never reads any of mine."

10. "I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink and be Mary."

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