Rent Excuse # 35: Get the Delay You Need. Real Excuses Used on Me (the Landlord) that got the Renter Delays and Sometimes Cost Me Big Bucks.

in #funny7 years ago

Multi-Level Mobile Home Rental Complex
mobilehomemansion.gif

This is one of the series of successful excuses for not paying your rent that worked on me, the landlord. Follow-me to make sure you do not miss any. One is sure to work for you if you know how to use them, and I will share tips on how to do just that. To see an overview of these excuses and why they worked on me, go to my first posting on it at: www.bit.ly/2xenJRY

And don’t laugh too hard when you read some of these.
Laugh02.jpg

Enjoy my suffering. My loss can be your gain.
WorkReduction02.jpg

Your landlord is going to hate me for this.

Excuse 35:

“My daughter has asthma and I can't turn down the heat.”

Another excuse for a big heating bill. This excuse, however, involves a child with a medical problem which adds an interesting twist that as a minimum should cause the landlord to have a fleeting momentary glimpse of sympathetic concern. The trouble is, it's probably too fleeting and you still need to let the landlord know when you'll have the money.
AsthmaPict.jpg

Don’t forget to follow me to learn all these excuses. One is bound to fit your situation. And an upvote is always appreciated. It will help soothe these painful memories.