Carefully meet the girlfriend for the first time

in #funny7 years ago

I said, "What happened to you? Why are you hiding yourself?

He replied "Nothing, I'm in a hurry, later I'll talk to you."

But when I forced him to tell me what happened with him ?, he started telling me the whole story.

Few days ago I asked my girlfriend to meet but she refused. But when I compelled him, he agreed to meet "

We fix date, time and day to meet . I was very happy that I'm going to meet my Girlfriend. I bought new clothes and shoes for meeting. I couldn't sleep all night and kept thinking of meeting him.

"What would I say to him?
'Will she like me
'What kind of gift should be given to him?

Finally the day started. Josh Alaram started ringing. I get up early and started getting ready. I weared new clothes and shoes. I was looking like a hero. Shortly afterwards I went out of the house and started moving towards the meeting place. Shortly I reached that place and Started waiting for her.

She also came after a short time. We met and started talking with each other. I gave him a beautiful watch as a gift. We were talking that suddenly the girl's father and brother came. They beat me very much and tear my clothes . They cut my hair, beard and eyebrows.

After hearing whole story, I laugh and said to him, 'When are you going next time?' He start's laughing and replied

'Never'

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Great post. It's something original and funny. Never read this somewhere else. Upvoted and followed. See you around.