Facts about me

in #fun • 7 years ago (edited)

  1. REAL NAME: Clifford Gabriel

  2. NICKNAME: Gabby

  3. SEX: MALE

  4. NATIONALITY: NIGERIAN

  5. HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from live lions;
    catching bullets with bare hands; jogging up and down mount Everest.

  6. MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hours,5mins and 45seconds. Hence, traveled around the world in a Day

  7. GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first man to land on the sun.

  8. SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: swimming in
    Tsunami and driving towards a tornado.

  9. EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, though 99 died and the last one is now a slowpoke.

  10. PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, when a cobra died after biting me.

  11. HARDEST MOMENT: Jumped out of an airplane and landed safely on a football pitch.

  12. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like bragging or lying.

#introduceyourself #joke #nigeria
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